obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: “sir, he’s scooting backwards so his dick doesn’t touch the rim” “Thuis guy’s good”
— wint (@dril) June 12, 2013
I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE TREES; THEY SAY “SHOW US YOUR TITS” dude that’s not what we said, come on NOW THEY SAY “LORAX IS REALLY COOL”
— la petite bort (@important_celeb) April 13, 2012









