A Day in a Life

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN

i officially like animals more than people

AWWWWWWWWWWW

twitterthecomic:

obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: “sir, he’s scooting backwards so his dick doesn’t touch the rim” “Thuis guy’s good”— wint (@dril) June 12, 2013

obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: “sir, he’s scooting backwards so his dick doesn’t touch the rim” “Thuis guy’s good”
— wint (@dril) June 12, 2013

One day that’ll be my Halloween costume.

thedailywhat:

Touche of the Day: Philosoraptor on NSA Domestic Spying Scandal

did-you-kno:

Source

onlylolgifs:

Puppy’s reaction to a lime

twitterthecomic:

I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE TREES; THEY SAY “SHOW US YOUR TITS” dude that’s not what we said, come on NOW THEY SAY “LORAX IS REALLY COOL”
— la petite bort (@important_celeb) April 13, 2012